A century ago, plus or minus forty years, Harborne was traditionally and deprecatingly known by Birmingham residents as ‘Hungry Harborne’ because it tended to be inhabited by those who thought themselves a cut above the rest of the city’s denizens despite them being rather less well off than they would have liked to be, to the extent that they could not necessarily afford to eat as regularly as one would have expected. At the same time, Handsworth, then the location of substantial housing with the feel of Moseley’s Salisbury Road about them, was equally deprecatingly known as ‘Kippers and Curtains’, the meaning not lost on those who lived in the city at the time. Harborne has fared rather better than Handsworth in these post-millennial times though to one who visits there only infrequently, it was obvious to me on my most recent trip to this outwardly well-heeled suburb that the rot has set in just as it clearly has, quite dramatically, in Moseley. But one can hardly still call it ‘Hungry Harborne’ given how many dining establishments representing an eclectic mix of cuisines there are scattered along its ugly tired, high street where there are now quite a number of closed shops.
Walking along the High Street one can see that Harborne has its population of useless hipsters all intent on prioritising their ‘work-life balance’ but squeezed by their mortgage repayments, mixed with older people who’ve made a quid or two in their now passed working lives and who get angry at the poor service in the long queue at the understaffed post office or feel sad to see Harborne High Street fading right in front of their eyes.
Still there’s something for the denizens of the suburb to celebrate - Harborne Kitchen is there as the jewel in its dining out crown, indeed it’s a jewel in Birmingham’s dining out crown - the Good Food Guide lists it as ‘exceptional’ - and judging by a Friday lunchtime service is doing remarkably good business in these troubled times with hipsters and the comfortably off retired and everything in between there relishing the fine dishes that emerge from its open kitchen.
It was a day of solid rain which did nothing to enhance the appearance of the High Street. But spirits were soon raised by the professional warm welcome on arriving at the restaurant, the pleasing chat with the front of house staff and the accepted suggestion of an aperitif of white port and tonic with a slice of orange which was sparklingly refreshing and reflected well on the Lisbon elite who apparently quaff it all the time.
Seated at my table, I was appalled at how badly the younger diners seated near by were eating their food - forks used as shovels delivering huge lumps of food into gaping mouths, huge chunks of bread shoved into oral cavities while leaning forward with their heads almost resting on the table and - horror upon horror - gabbling on in voices loud enough to be heard by all the other diners in the room with their mouths full of food. Horrible. I wish the middle classes would return to teaching their offspring how to eat their food in polite company. This is unlikely to happen as we are now on to the second generation of middle class diners who eat like four year old labradors and are not in a position to correct their brats because they themselves know no better. There is also now, sadly, very little polite company.
Putting the rest of the diners aside, the restaurant was comfortable, had a pleasing if metropolitan atmosphere and the service was top notch, unimpeachable in fact - glasses of water and wine were kept topped up, dropped napkins were replaced instantly, diners heading for the lavatories were guided to their destination. I chose the ten course Tasting Menu priced at £100 which proved to be extremely good value and a delight to look back on afterwards.
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