Mid-March, and there seems to be a remarkable glut of pea shoots in the West Country. Lucy the Labrador and I are back in Weston super Mare, Birmingham’s ancient working class holiday resort, the weather variable, the dog-friendly hotel comfortable though the staff are mostly absent due to a mass COVID-19 infection and the town itself mostly deserted (perhaps its residents, like the hotel staff, are all self-isolating). Everywhere I go food is garnished with bunches of pea shoots. Even my pleasing scrambled egg hotel breakfast. Where have all these pea shoots come from? Is this a new pandemic - a plague of pea shoots? Fortunately, when it comes to garnish, I’m a fan of pea shoots. But you can have a bit too much of a good thing.
Sunday, 20 March 2022
228. Weston Super Mare - A Plague Of Peashoots On All Your Houses.
Mid-March, and there seems to be a remarkable glut of pea shoots in the West Country. Lucy the Labrador and I are back in Weston super Mare, Birmingham’s ancient working class holiday resort, the weather variable, the dog-friendly hotel comfortable though the staff are mostly absent due to a mass COVID-19 infection and the town itself mostly deserted (perhaps its residents, like the hotel staff, are all self-isolating). Everywhere I go food is garnished with bunches of pea shoots. Even my pleasing scrambled egg hotel breakfast. Where have all these pea shoots come from? Is this a new pandemic - a plague of pea shoots? Fortunately, when it comes to garnish, I’m a fan of pea shoots. But you can have a bit too much of a good thing.
Sunday, 13 March 2022
227. Grace And Savour.
Like scientific boffins gathering around a laboratory workbench watching their distinguished professor at work on his latest experiment, the young, immaculately white-tuniced chefs of Grace And Savour worked at a preparation counter with Head Chef David Taylor putting together immaculately beautiful small dishes which made up the 15 course tasting menu of this third restaurant at Hampton Manor. And how pleasing that there was not a tattooed piece of human skin in sight.
Rather like my meal the evening before, the proceedings start off in a comfortable lounge area where Taylor himself appears to shake hands (if one wishes to, COVID-19 still in the back of everyone’s minds), introduce himself and present the guest with a delightful bowl of warm beef and carrot broth, punchy and at the same time soothing. And so the scene is set for a tasteful culinary extravaganza which will last about three and half hours.
Moving to the dining room itself I, and the six other diners, seat ourselves at a counter close to, and in full view of, the preparation area where the smart young chefs are going about their business, calmly and neatly, preparing their various courses. First comes a small dish based on goats curd in white beetroot with rhubarb - an excellent start - then, what is introduced as the ‘carrot course’ (see previous Blog), a small carrot pleasingly tasty and enjoyable enough to make one overcome one’s now well-developed resentment of ‘carrot courses’. Next a pleasing small dish centred on Jerusalem artichokes and then (not on the menu) a mildly alarming but playful posh version of pork scratchings - chicken feet coated in a crunchy seed-filled batter - perhaps it was a little too crunchy as I had one or two moments of fleeting anguish about the immediate future of my aging teeth but on the whole it was fun and enjoyable and different.
Saturday, 12 March 2022
226. Opheem
While some fabulous restaurant developments are taking place in the towns near Birmingham we must not forget the gems in the city itself and it may be argued that the jewel in the crown is the impeccable Opheem. This seems to be the Birmingham restaurant which is most likely to reap the city’s first ever 2 Michelin stars award if it keeps up its momentum. And presently there’s every sign that the momentum is building up more and more.
There’s a new, more intimately welcoming entrance and luxuriously comfortable lounge area where amuses gueules are served with cocktails (well mine’s a perfectly prepared Monkey 47 and tonic with, importantly, a slice of grapefruit) and where an après-feast of petits four (a feast within a feast) is served with the coffee in a cosily comfortable, indulgently lazy few post prandial minutes before settling the bill and stepping out into the late Birmingham evening.
The staff are spot-on and the form of service in which the chefs deliver their dishes directly to the diners works so well bringing an intimate triangular relationship between food, eater and cook which is far superior to our current state of general service where food arrives at the table brought by a charming but often inexperienced young person who whispers a rushed explanation of what is in the dish or indeed fleetingly appears at the table and disappears without a word being uttered. At Opheem a chef responsible for the rather remarkable creation lovingly held in his hand describes his culinary little work of art to the diner clearly and presents the diner with a clear knowledge of what they are about to eat and just what is the story behind it.
It is wholly wrong to go to Opheem, I have learned, and having anything less than the full tasting menu. Too many gems are missed by choosing any other option. That said it isn’t easy to remember the detail of every dish without the use of a notebook (and I have no intention of looking like an gastronomic equivalent of a trainspotter) so my recall, little grey cells now matched by the colour of my once luxurious brown hair and like it, thinning out considerably, of the full panoply of Opheem tasting menu delights is not full and so I present a gallery of those delights with less description than would be ideal and possibly with a mild amount of inaccuracy. Three fabulous - yes, fabulous - amuses gueules, ‘snacks’, are served in the comfort of the lounge while my Monkey 47 gets things stoked up (look at the magic in the photographs) and then the final amuse bouche, tabuk maaz, is served in the chic, cool, dining room under its ceiling of lights - confit hoggat with a little bowl of dreamy biryani gravy, shorba, and a mutton rib. Pure delight.